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Offline Anjel

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2010, 07:57:37 AM »
LOL
They don't even look like Pokemon anymore.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2010, 08:23:11 AM »
I can't even laugh. Just so sad how I used to play these games and see how much they've raped them.

Just try to keep things peaceful.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2010, 08:54:13 AM »
 :wtf: at the water one. Now I cant pick the water starter first, unless it evolves into something cool looking.


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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2010, 10:55:38 AM »
I can't even laugh. Just so sad how I used to play these games and see how much they've raped them.

Well that was my reaction to the GBA games, so by the 7th gen you'll be laughing I think.

Edit: By the way the female trainer is sporting huge 80s hair.
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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2010, 05:02:02 PM »
Am I the only one that noticed that, with the exception of Cyndaquil, the Fire types seemed to be based on Chinese Zodiac animals? Charmander line is the dragon (obviously), Torchic line is the Rooster, and Chimchar line is the monkey. So I guess it works out that one of the starters is a Fire Pig.

Also insert joke about smelling like burnt bacon like every other idiot who made a joke about Chimchar throwing flaming feces.

Edit: By the way the female trainer is sporting huge 80s hair.

That guy better watch out then, he might get grizzled old prospector hair.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2010, 06:13:22 PM »
I always figured Charmander was based on the mythical salamander (which actual salamanders were later named after). That aside you win an internet for the Final Sacrifice reference.

Oh and somebody showed me these earlier and its relevant to the thread so whatever.



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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #21 on: May 18, 2010, 12:06:17 PM »
While on the subject of Pokémon.
Quote from: Kairu64
In gold and sliver,Route 34 is where they breed pokemon FFFFFFUUUUUUU

why did take so long for me to notice

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #22 on: May 18, 2010, 01:15:50 PM »
reggie shrug

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #23 on: May 19, 2010, 02:02:20 AM »
Because nobody paid attention to Route numbers? They were literally just wastes of space between each city like every other RPG out there.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #24 on: May 28, 2010, 07:30:13 PM »
The cover legendaries. Get ready to laugh and/or feel incredibly bitter on how Game Freak is treating the franchise these days.

The designers are also claiming this is going to be "rebirth" of the franchise... given besides the increasingly bizarre Pokemon designs the games haven't changed very much I am quite confused by that statement.

Unless they mean they're ditching the lame eco-terrorists and Scientology weirdos and bringing back Team Rocket...

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #25 on: May 28, 2010, 10:09:10 PM »
Zekrom > Reshiram

But only by a little.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2010, 07:00:42 PM »
A LITTLE FURRY PENIS THAT IS

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2010, 07:24:20 PM »
I see you still take Ambien Jesus.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #28 on: May 31, 2010, 07:29:50 PM »
No, it's a basic observation of terrible design for a children's game.

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Re: You were wrong Neon
« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2010, 03:28:13 PM »
Ok I was joking before but Nintendo really is scrapping the bottom of the barrel in terms of Pokemon designs.

We have, a Chinchilla, a piggy bank, a set of METAL GEARS (as in clockwork not giant robots), Pidgy Mk V, two things I honestly have no fucking idea what they're supposed to be, and a desert crocodile.

Also the Professor is a woman this time. Who wants to bet she'll be named Maple to fit with the tree theme?

The Pokedex looks like an iPhone.

Edit: This thread should be renamed to something that indicates its content.