Miyamoto wonders why no one likes Star Fox

[Fusion]

Seriously

Let's see.  The reasons why are:

• Hijacking another franchise to shoehorn a character in as well as make a 'necessary' game
• Allowing a third party to completely screw up the pilot suits
• Allowing said third party to also turn said shoehorned character into a sex symbol
• Allowing said third party to even add 5x more romance than necessary with a romeo stereotype
• Allowing said third party to write in a fanfiction excuse to have James McCloud kind of brought alive
• Letting the series get too mature for it's own roots

I mean, come on, one of the subplots of Command is Fox's RELATIONSHIP ISSUES WITH KRYSTAL.

[KoopaKoot]

Solution. Take Lylat Wars and make it better.

[Jango]

Hijacking another franchise to shoehorn a character in as well as make a 'necessary' game

Diddy Kong Racing?

[Fusion]

Hijacking another franchise to shoehorn a character in as well as make a 'necessary' game

Diddy Kong Racing?

Dinosaur Planet -> Star Fox Adventures


On a more generalized note (NSFW)....

Iwata's got nobody to blame but his own company.  Now that the PS3 and 360 are going to have motion controls, the Wii will quickly become irrelevant to any discussion if no developer comes up with a title that redefines the Wii's innovative purpose beyond "exercise machine".

[K.O.D]

lolwii

[Jango]

It's all about the handhelds anyway.

Dinosaur Planet -> Star Fox Adventures

Can it even be considered a franchise if it never saw the light of day?

[Jesuszilla]

Guess the wrong woman really can ruin anything, huh?

Give Japan an all-flying, all-shooting Star Fox title for the Wii and the fans will come.

The solution is clear: make it bullet hell. Dead serious about this, too.

[Jango]

Also ditch the arwings and have them fly around with magic.

[UHMEEEEBA]

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[Insanius]

The solution is clear: make it bullet hell. Dead serious about this, too.

And Peppy constantly yells out

DO A BARREL ROLL
DO A BARREL ROLL