Fox's Video Game Statement, mock edition

[Fusion]

Microsoft

Q. What are the Red Rings of Death?
A. We don't give a s**t.

Q. Will you put Linux on the 360?
A. F**k no.

Q. Does the X-Box 360 have extra UNF?
A. Ohhhhhhh yes, baby, ohhhh yes.

Q. HALO 3!!!!!
A. HALO 3!!!!!

Q. I had to get my disk drive switched.  What do I do next?
A. I can't answer that for you, but now you're banned from X-Box Live.

Q. My X-Box had to have it's-
A. Banned from X-Box Live.

Q. I-
A. Banned.
Q. I wasn't even finished asking the question!
A. Doesn't matter.  BANNED FOR ETERNITY!


Nintendo
Hey guys, Shigeru Miyamoto here, just wanted to say hi, and try out our new games Wii Fit, Super Mario Galaxy, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and the new peripheral Wii Balance Board


Sony
BUY THE PS3 BUY THE PS3 BUY THE PS3 BUY THE PS3 BUY THE PS3firmware update PLAYSTATION HOME
...That's nice, I think I'll go play Second Life-
ON A PS3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!111

[UHMEEEEBA]

Videogame board?

[Fusion]

This thread isn't professional enough for it to even be there.

[UHMEEEEBA]

And this is?

[Fusion]

It's written in a professional demeanor.  The post in this thread, is not.

[Robert the small]

Red Rings are actually easily solved  :o

[Jesuszilla]

Indeed. All you must do is stop with the anal sex.