Four Words Story

[Trinitronity]

Basically, I start a story with 4 words, and the next guy needs to continue the story with only 4 words, and then the next guy needs to continue the story with only 4 words and so on (make sure to copy all previous words so you can read from the begining to the current point in one single post).
Okay, I start. And make sure to be as crazy as possible!

Once upon a time,

[Fusion]

some fat fuck named