E3 2010

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Some crap.

All signs point to Kinetc retailing for $150. Good luck with that one Microsoft.

The Monkey Island 2 remake.

Animal Crossing 3DS.

Final Fantasy XIV, blah.

Little Big Planet 2 preview.

Kirby's Epic Yarn preview. The game seems to be suffering from Dinosaur Planet syndrome, it really isn't that similar to Kirby games at all, for one the copy mechanic is gone.

Also angry North American Kirby is now canon.

Twisted Metal preview.

Portal 2 preview.

Miyamoto interview about Zelda and other stuff. They suggested Retro do Donkey Kong initially as a joke.

[Tyrannosaurus Reich]

shamelessly stolen from youchew

Also Grim Fandango remake or bust

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Konami conference, pretty sure they're having technical delays as they're 16 minutes and nothing at all has happened.

Edit: General opinion seems to be they did even worse than MS's the other day in terms of awkwardness... they showed a new Castlevania trailer that Joystiq will have later and announced a few other things though.

Edit 2: Apparently it was plagued with technical difficulties as well.

Now you can view some of the train wreck yourself. I don't think it needs to be stated, this out sucked both Microsoft's this year and Nintendo's 2008 conferences.

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Donkey Kong Country Returns not to feature any Kremlings.

Well there goes my enthusiasm. Couldn't even give us a frigging Klaptrap could you?

[Jesuszilla]

Waiting for TMF to message you out of nowhere to say "OWNED" or something along the lines.

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Dude he's in some weird ass scientology camp thing out in the middle of somewhere I don't think he's going to be getting on the internet any time soon.

Well to be on topic, Microsoft claims the new 360 model won't red ring of death... because Microsoft just took out the red lights so now it's the green ring of death.

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Well that's it for this years E3.

[Jesuszilla]

Turned out better than expected. The 3DS (come on, that totally stole the show), once another stupid upgrade, now looks promising.



and Konami all got stoned before the conference.

[K.O.D]

3DS and Konami were the best parts. :)

Edit : Also, something noticed by jett from Self-loathing playa haters..

Naoki M. is an anagram for Konami

MINDFUCK.

[Sgt Squirrel]

Still, why the Wii. Why would I want to swing around the remote like a jackass and hit my friend in the face while I'm trying to SHOOT them in-game when I could do it from the comfort of my PC on Steam?

Because that's already possible.

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Since E3 is over you might as well make a dedicated thread to any of the games you want to bitch about.