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Started by Deleted User, March 20, 2006, 11:58:47 PM

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Tyrannosaurus Reich

Quote from: [Kira] on March 08, 2008, 07:19:54 PM
Here, during pizza party games, people must be LOYAL TO IT:

Okay, my mistake.

I must use THAT in pizza parties.

Also, you need to get TF2 to join our pizza partyin'.

Jango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNGWYDB0aRk

My tribute to the Irate Gamer, set to Linkin Park's Breaking the Habit

Daimon

March 09, 2008, 03:49:27 PM #1502 Last Edit: March 09, 2008, 03:52:30 PM by D-
Hay can I join ur pizza parties? <: D http://www.swfup.com/uploads/swf-150775.swf

Tyrannosaurus Reich


Jango

March 09, 2008, 04:12:30 PM #1504 Last Edit: March 09, 2008, 05:01:25 PM by Haruhi
T-Reich, once I hit 100 vids, you. Me. YTP Tennis. COUNT ON IT

EDIT: Actually I see you started one yourself! I'm up to the challenge if you didn't pick someone yet, and I'll finish John Sambo First Brud quickly.

Tyrannosaurus Reich

Quote from: Haruhi on March 09, 2008, 04:12:30 PM
T-Reich, once I hit 100 vids, you. Me. YTP Tennis. COUNT ON IT



I EXCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE

BE PREPARED

Jesuszilla

Be prepared? But you just excepted his challenge.... Now if you ACCepted, that would be totally different.


Just try to keep things peaceful.

Tyrannosaurus Reich

Quote from: [Kira] on March 09, 2008, 07:57:27 PM
Be prepared? But you just excepted his challenge.... Now if you ACCepted, that would be totally different.

I WANNA SEE YOU GONE FOREVER

WOOOOOOOOOOOOAHOOOOOOOOOAH

Jango


Jesuszilla



Just try to keep things peaceful.

Jango

I think from now on I'm going to put that into every video I make. Even JOHN SAMBO

ughwtf

March 10, 2008, 01:10:46 AM #1511 Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 01:12:52 AM by .
So I was getting on the train after a long night partying: 3 am, and no one else is on the subway. I'm drunk as hell from too many shots of jaeger, and all I wanna do is go home and get some sleep and wake up to a fuckin' hangover. Lo and behold, sitting there at the far end of the train is this hottie wearing a tight red leather dress and high heels, I mean, like bangin' hot. She sees me looking, and I smile, and she smiles back and hikes up her skirt, and so I walk over to her. She unbuttons my pants and pulls out my cock and starts sucking me off. I reach down to finger her pussy, and that's when I feel that "she's" got a cock and balls under her black silk lace panties. Now I know some of you sick fucks think traps are hot, but shit, I was fuckin' scared out of my mind. I start trying to pull away, and s/he's not having any of it, s/he's grabbing onto my ass and she keeps sucking me off. I'm yelling and I'm screaming and s/he's still sucking on it. I'm freakin' out like hell and smacking her face, trying to punch her and get her the fuck off my cock, but I don't wanna punch too hard and make her bite down, and next thing I know, s/he's enjoying it. I'm grabbing her hair and pulling, trying to get her off me. She just sucks harder. Shit, there I am with this freakin' guy in a dress sucking on my tallywacker, what the fuck do I do? Anyway, I'm grabbing and I'm punching and I'm yelling, and then I realize I had one too many shots of jager, and I start feeling sick, and I'm all, "Holy fuck, you sick piece of shit, let me go I'm gonna fuckin' puke," and she's all "mmmmmmmmm," and gets even more excited, and then there's this seven-inch cock sticking out from under that tight leather dress, and now I'm really gonna puke because this bitch has, like the worst case of clap from hell, I shit you not, there's fuckin' pus and blood oozing from this thing, and that's when I lose it. I puke up jaeger and a half a bowl of preztels all over the fuckin' place, all down the back of her hair and her back, and that just makes her love it even more, and then she's coming, and there's this chunky, yellow-green shit coming out of her cock and getting all over my nikes, and that's when I lose it, and I grab my keys. So I grab my keys. I stab this freak in the ear, and there's blood coming out all over the fuckin' place, and I shit you not, she actually moans and starts stroking off. I stab out her eye, and there's like blood and goo and jelly shit running down her eye and she's still moaning and sucking, and so I've had it. I kick the freak in the cock, and it finally lets go of my fuckin' penis, which, at that point, cums and starts spewing jizz into the empty eye socket and mingling with the blood and pus and jelly running down her face. So there she is, looking like a fuckin' extra from a zombie movie, with one eye and blood running down the side of her face, and she says, "oh baby, skullfuck me now, like I've never been skullfucked before." I'm screamin' like a fuckin' freak now, and I break a fuckin' window and cut my hand up and leap out of the moving train and crash through a fuckin' tree and get a goddamn branch impaled through my stomach. I'm staggering through the fuckin' streets still drunk as hell, bleeding like a motherfucker, and the branch has punched through my colon or something, because there's like, liquid shit pouring out of me, and then I hear someone going, "oh baby, pour that shit all over me," and I turn around, and that freak is following me down the street with her gangrenous fucked up zombie cock still hanging out of its skirt, so I run for the corner and whistle for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror, if anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later." Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to settle my throne as the prince of bel-air


tl;dr I have a ps3; your argument is invalid

Jango

Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.

Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say... it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.

The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiin sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.

He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.

Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.

Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiin happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.

Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.

He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.

Just then Tito remembered, he was not man, but bear. He Skinned himself to reveal his true identity, a Grizzly Bear. He sat in the center of the room for several hours until Reggie's father came in.

"Reggie it's time for schoo-HOLY FUCKING SHIT A BEAR OH MY GOD REGGI-" and Tito attacked and ate Ray. Then Tito went outside and let out a bear noise and a ray came from the sky and swept him away to his home planet of Canada.

Fusion

The sad part is, I actually remember that show.

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