Metroid: Other Mistakes

[Jesuszilla]

If Nintendo has any sense, they will see how much this bombed and will retcon it as a result.


I can retort to any of that with just one point: it's just shitty writing.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Hopefully they'll kick Sakamoto into a corner and tell him to go back to making Wario Ware games.

[Jesuszilla]

That's what he should have done in the first place.

... on a HANDHELD PLATFORM. I'm not playing your stupidass fucking Wii version. Make another one for DS, and you better have some shit ready for the 3DS.

[Fusion]

Nintendo is now wondering why it failed.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Said wondering basically boils down to this:

[Jesuszilla]

... one of these days I WILL have that maxshrug to counter that.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Not even the right thread for it if I'm using it to represent Nintendo silly.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Hey want to read an overly elaborate negative interpretation of this games plot?

Of course you don't, but I figured I'd post it anyways as I'm never going to bother talking about the games plot as there isn't enough alcoholic beverages in the world to make me want to do so.

[Jesuszilla]

I scrolled down hoping it was just the comments that made it long.


That, sadly, wasn't the case. It really is that fucking long.

[UHMEEEEBA]

Hence "overly elaborate".

[KoopaKoot]

[UHMEEEEBA]

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[KoopaKoot]

Looks like that Samus in DOA beach volleyball (or this) idea seems more likely now.  :pedo:

[Jesuszilla]

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[UHMEEEEBA]

Luckily Adam did not give Samus authorization to be a playable character.